MY PARENTS MEET THE TEACHER

Well Mum and Dad had some great news this week.

NOT!

"We’ve been to see your teacher, Jess"

And that could only be good news! Then again…who can tell?

"I just wanted to say how well Jessie’s doing!"

Hmm…possible…

"Have you thought about moving Jessie up a year?"

Ahhh…not so possible

"I believe the best way of extending Jessie is to send her to an international school. May I suggest Hawaii?"

Yeah…right.

"Jessie just doesn’t seem that…interested in her school."

Yeah…that’s more like it!

"We thought you liked going to school?"

"Oh I do…… And coming home. It’s just that little bit in-between."

"Your mother and I…we pay a lot of money to keep you at that school young lady. I work very hard and your mother works hard too ……"

Pack your bags…we’re going on a guilt trip!

"Give it all you’ve got Jess!…."

"…and be all you can be Jess."

Oh bring me a bucket….

"Okay, okay…I want you to know from now on…I’m going to give 100% at school."

I’m thinking 23% on Mondays to Thursdays that leaves 8% Fridays!!!!

Ah bite me!