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Well,
heaps of questions this week! Thanks to everyone who took
the time to put fingers to keyboard - remember...PLEASE
drop me a line if you've got the time!
But
I have to say, the biggest and ugliest question that
most of you wanted to know was....
QUESTION
NO 1:
What
do you do about ugly boys who ask you out!???!
This is a tricky one.Thankfully I haven't been faced with
this problem too often. People like Sara Pardy-Haliday ( the
evil girl in my class - don't take me there!) they just say
things like"No thanks...you're too ugly!". Personally
- I like to be a little more subtle. Ugly guys tend
to know they're ugly - they don't need reminding - that's
what their 'mates' are for! Now you don't want to say "No
thanks I'm seeing someone already" because that'll scare
off any potential boyfriends. The secret is to say "No
thanks...I've got my eyes on someone else" This way it
comes across that you're unavailable to this poor ugly
boy AND...it leaves all other options wide open!!
QUESTION
NO 2:
How
many potato chips have you consumed in your lifetime?
I'm not a HUGE potatoe chip fan. BUT if you're talking
Nacho corn chips, covered in cheese and tomatoe sauce, popped
into the microwave for 1minute and 15 seconds...that's a different
story! I could probably be tempted towards potatoe chips if
their was onion dip involved - but it must be cold and their
must be fresh lemon juice within! Hey so i'm fussy...get over
it!
QUESTION
NO 3:
Do
you like Leonardo Di Caprio?
Who? I mean come on. He was great in Titanic and yes we
all trooped off to see 'The Beach' but what's he been doing
recently - sleeping? Not going to the gym if those recent
photos in one of Mum's weekly magazines are anything to go
by! I say if you're going to hook up with a celebrity he may
as well be a current one! Oh sure he's cute...ok...very cute...but
he's not on the Hollywood A list at the moment so I'd be saying
"Leo...lose some weight, get a haircut, get another couple
of film...and then you can pick me up at 7!
QUESTION
NO 4:
How do I bribe my mum enough to make her stop annoying me?
Well
that depends on just how she's annoying you. I think Mum's
are just like the rest of us...they all need attention - and
if they're not getting the attention they need...they can
start getting well...really annoying! So my advice to you
would be to make sure you give your Mum a couple of 'Quality
Time' moments in her day. Tell her how good she's looking.
Take her a glass of water. Best of all - find her a hobby
- something which requires her total concentration - you know
so she can't be chasing after you all the time. How about
tramping? Or camping? I'm sure she'll be fine with you stayng
home to look after the place! My Mum's just started this book
club thing - once a week she goes off to someone's house and
they talk about books (Yee-hah!) So she gets out of the house
and out of my hair! Yeah...go with the book club idea
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