Hi, My name is Jessie Holmes - you may have seen me on TV? I never thought I'd be on tv with my own show! Of course I'm only able to be on tv with my own show because there's always a drama waiting to unfold somewhere with someone in my life!

Thankfully I've got my laptop to talk to. I know...I sound like a complete computer geek - but you can trust your laptop with your secrets, it won't ask you for favours and it doesn't need to told how good it is every 5 minutes!

To be exact...it's actually Dad's laptop. He won it at some Real Estate Convention - you know...put your name in the draw...you could win a laptop. Turns out his name was drawn so he won the laptop. Only thing is...Dad knows about as much about computers as brother Thomas does about personal hygeine - ZERO!!! So he stored it in his 'must get round to this' cupboard (which I just happen to have a key for...) and I've been 'looking after it for him' for about a year now.

So here's the quick fire "all you need to know about that girl Jessie off the tv" Question and Answer list:

Name : Jessie Holmes (No I am not realated to Paul Holmes - don't even go there!)

Hair : I call it brown - Mum calls it mousey and Thomas...he just pulls it!

Eyes : Kind of brown

Favorite Food : Roast Chicken with roast potatoes ang gravey - followed by a bowl of chocolate cookie crumble icecream, and the occasional PINKY bar!

Favorite TV Show: I never miss Roswell or Friends.

Favourate Movie: '10 things I Hate About You'

Favourite Music: Destinys Child, Robbie Williams, Dido, Blink 182

Likes: Going out with friends, shopping - or at least looking to shop, going to the movies, swimming in the sea, dancing...and of course my laptop!

Dislikes: Mean/Bossy/Grumpy people. Getting up early. Most of my teachers. Ice in my Coke - it's a rip off! Brothers who bogie pick. Mum's over -boiled vegetables - she really knows how to kill a cauliflower!

George has been sending me bad jokes. And I mean BAD!!

Don’t blame me for these. Obviously George isn't getting out enough!

Police arrested 2 guys yesterday, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off!

(I am so sorry!)

A man  took his big Rottweiler to the vet

"My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," said the vet, "let’s have a look at him."

The vet picked up the very large dog and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally he said, "I’m going to have to put him down."

"What, because he’s crosss-eyed?"

"No, because he’s so heavy!"

(It’s not my fault!)

A man goes into a supermarket and buys a single bottle of Pepsi, a single serving of chips and a single serving of frozen pizza. When he goes to the checkout counter, the cute girl behind the counter looks at him and asks, "Are you single?"

The guy smiles and says, "Yeah, how’d you guess?"

She replies, "You’re just so ugly!"

DON’T JUST COME TO READ!! SEND ME SOMETHING!

I’d love to hear from you so put pen to paper — NO better still…put fingers to keyboard and let me know what you’re up to.

Thanks for stopping by AND thanks for watching!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bite me!

Jessie x x